"Why did Suzy
have to Parker carcass next to me?"
they asked me if I wanted to take part in a tree hugging
ceremony, I had no idea THIS was what they meant."
I hope it doesn't rain."
do you get her off?"
"What is she doing?
Trying to break my arm?"
"And I thought
I was going to launch HER career?"
Suzy: "I just know he will want to marry
know, she's stuck on me!"
"Did I really say
"I can't believe that I did say 'I Do!!!'"
"Thank Goodness the shooting is finished!
Now what do I do with HER?"
She is saying: (Boy do
I have a great catch here!)
He is saying: (Why did I have to listen
to my father this time?)
every woman in Hollywood have to have long fingernails?"
tips on how to get your man? Get plenty of exercise, go to
bed early, eat healthily, and practice a vice-like grip."
"When would be
the time to tell her I've just pee'd all over her
yew get her off me......please!"
"You mean this
is permanent fixture doc?!"
Suzy P: singing to herself
the wedding march
"Here Comes the Bride, Here Comes the Bride"
Cary Gorgeous Grant: thinking to himself
"Oh My Goodness! Is that church bells I hear?
No, No, not again!!!!"
Suzy: with clenched
teeth under the smile
"He thinks he can get away from me, well I will just hold
on a little tighter"
Cary: with clenched teeth
"Can someone please help me--I can't feel my fingers!!
up there Sir....
Please help me, her wooden splinters are digging into me!"
"You're right, the smile in this picture IS more emotion
my entire performance in KISS THEM FOR ME!"
"Didn't she use Deodorant this morning?"
"What did she have for lunch?
say, I'm getting splinters in my arm!"
perhaps I'm NOT too old for Audrey!"
I can just find a jukebox to lean her against..."
Hepburn... Katharine Hepburn... Grace Kelly... Suzy Parker... One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just
isn't the same..."
is she gonna pull my arm off??"
Cary Grant oh so
graciously tries to transmit charisma through osmosis.
does she think I am?!!! Cary Grant?!
Oh, that's right, I AM Cary Grant."
Talking to the guy
he's looking up at,
"Have you ever had one of these?"
looks like rain. We better get you in before you mildew."
woodpecker is still following us!
We better get inside before he finds a place to perch."
looking to the horizon, says in a most compassionate tone,
"Oh honey, they are chopping down another tree over
I am sorry you had to see that. Thatta a girl, keep that brave
"Oh, I think he is the most wonderful man that
I know," she says.
"How can I get rid of this girl?" he says.
if I turn my head like this, no one will recognize me. "
"Maybe if I
hold on tight enough, his talent will rub off on me."
you PLEASE....Kiss her for me!"
"Jeff, Happy birthday! I hope someone else brought the
napkins because I brought the toothpick!"
thanks to all of the participants in this contest: Diane,
Crystal T., Sharron, Gina Ward, Cheryl Trahan, Donna Moore, Aileen
Mackintosh, Tina C., Selena Richardson, Traci Martin, Rhea, April
Parrish, Joy U., Laura Collins, and Jeff Lang.
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