saying "Yes, it smells nice Cary, but do you really think the
name 'Chanel Number Eau Eau Seven' will catch on?""
Cary: "What in
the heck is this??"
Rodger: "Well I'm just guessing but it could be a dual compact
salt and pepper shaker with removable top and a non-clogging outlet
that circles when it is rotated and has an accessible knob at the
top...but I am just guessing."
you are 007.
THIS will make you more popular than Sean Connery."
I told you the formula should be shaken not stirred.
This stuff pongs."
Roger is saying into his secret
James Bond microphone ring
"Q, I'm afraid that Cary has pulled the pin......
Where's that ejector seat when I really need it?"
think this stuff smells GOOD??"
And you thought the
women flocked to you before?
Take a wif of a million dollars!
Give this to your
You made how much on this???
Rog, it's not a bomb
RM: It looks like a bomb
CG: That's not a bomb....
CG: That looks like a bomb!
"007 to Q,
come in Q. I think we have a solution to the problem that'll cause a real
stink ........ perfume bombs!"
you think Sean Connery smells this good?"
'It's a Fabergé
" Honest, with this you'll never spend another night
And you can have it for only a hundred bucks!
remember, THIS is the explosive and THIS is the detonation
Cary: "Ah, come on
Rog, I know
you really want to borrow 'em!
sell 'em to ya really cheap -- you can't go wrong!
It's the purchase of a lifetime!"
to himself: "Please, Cary, I really don't want to know what
those things are or what you did do with them..."
(Roger thinking to
himself) "Thanks for sharing..."
"Hmmmmmm, yes Cary, sure, I
"Well, they can't ever say that Cary Grant leads a dull
four ex-wives, this is all they left me."
Cary: So 007 tell
me, do you think this will help win the war?
Hey Rog, what do you think of this then!
Roger: Erm, you really have a lovely pair there....!
Roger: What a
lovely pair you have there Cary....!
Cary: Oh pay attention Roger (in the style of Q to 007)....
.... Cary are you sure it will keep Suzy Parker away?
Cary: See I told
you these atomizers are great.
Roger: (coughs) Yeah they might be great but what about the
Moore is thinking: "Good grief, this Faberge cologne smells
horrible! I wonder how many of these he had to sell before they gave
him the private jet?"
that stuff is good!
Many thanks to all of the
participants in this contest: Donna Moore, Cheryl Trahan, Gina Ward, Diane
Parker, Aileen Mackintosh, Esther Park, Chris Darley, Debby Schwenson, Brit,
Kristen, M.T. and Nicole Cartier.
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