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warb271.wav - The official wording says I am an alien spouse of female military personnel en route to the United States under public law 271 of the Congress. Well, this is a strange situation. Yes it is. But I suppose it is perfectly legal.- Grant/clerk at bus station

warb271book.wav - I am an alien spouse of female military personnel en route to the United States under public law 271 of the Congress. Well, why aren't you at the Dependent's hotel? I am writing a book about that.- Grant/Sargeant

warb271now.wav - I'm sorry about the mixup Sir, but you case was a little unusual. You see, you're an alien spouse of female military personnel en route to the United States under public law 271 of the Congress. Am I now?- Ship's chaplain/Grant

warb271two.wav -There must be some mistake. No mistake, I am an alien spouse of female military personnel en route to the United States under public law 271 of the Congress. Good Grief.- Clerk at Dependent's Hotel/Grant

warbafraid.wav -Oh, alright. But I can still ride a motorcycle. Or are you afraid? We'll take it Sergeant. And I am afraid. Sheridan/Grant

warbaloneroom.wav - This means no dance for me Saturday night. Don't be silly. You can take Kitty. You know I'd rather sit in my room and think of you. Wouldn't you Captain. Uhhuh, alone in my room.- Neff/Sheridan/Grant

warbamericanwomen.wav - American women!-Grant

warbbluelong.wav - And what color was I? I was blue, a lovely Robin's egg blue. You looked so funny. On account of having been pushed into a vat of dye by you. Well, I didn't know it was dye. I thought it was water. Water. Blue, all over, blue. It's your own anyway. Drinking all that free wine and turning into an octopus with hands. You misunderstood. You flatter yourself. I was only trying to be friendly. Oh, I'm sorry, I misunderstood. Well, let's forget it. It's all over with and the dye has come off. No, it hasn't. It hasn't? No! Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, that's alright. There's a certain advantage in being an oddity.- Grant/Sheridan

warbbowlegged.wav -Well, at the moment I can't feel anything anyway. But when I do, I think I'm going to kick you bow-legged.- Grant

warbcantsleep.wav - Well, you can't sleep here Mac.- Clerk at Officer's hotel.

warbchurch.wav -(french). See you in church.- Neff/Grant

warbcinderella.wav -(knocking) Who is it? Cinderella. What do you want? My slipper.- Sheridan/Grant

warbclavical.wav -Any identifying scars on my second cousin's clavicle?- Grant

warbconfusion.wav - You'll think I'm a bride, but actually I'm a husband. There'll be a moment or two of confusion, but if we all keep our heads everything will be fine.- Grant

warbcooked.wav -Oh, well that does it, we're cooked!-Grant

warbcounted.wav - I hadn't counted on this.- Sheridan

warbdknow.wav - I don't know.- Grant

warbdrive.wav - What have you decided? We don't know. I know. Drive.- Grant/taxi driver

warbgo.wav - Don't you have somewhere to go?- Grant

warbhihoney.wav -Hi, honey!- Billings

warbidiot.wav -There you go again you blistering idiot, I didn't touch you.-Grant

warbjoke.wav -Oh, what a stinker you are. Did I forget something? What a dirty stinker. And you're going right back in that office and explain to them how you got my laundry by mistake in Dusseldorf and forgot to give it back to me. Well, that's such a dull story. Who would care? You know what you made them think? I don't quite understand...Oh no, you mean you and me? I'd be glad to explain to them that the very idea of any connection is revolting. Oh no, no you don't. No, you don't. Never mind. Just forget it. But I'd be delighted I'd explain to them that I think you're repulsive. Ssshhh. I said never mind. Just forget it. Go away. You've had your joke, now beat it.- Sheridan/Grant

warbman.wav -Yup, she's your man alright. Wish she were.- Major Pendergast/Grant

warbparts.wav - Come on, come on, what's the job? To keep your mouth shut and do as I tell you. Oh, I would like to know the details of my assignment in order to know what equipment to draw from the Quartermaster. See if they have a spare head. And I may as well warn you bubble mouth I'm going to carry a revolver and a trench knife and if you so much as lay a finger on me this trip you're going to go back to France minus a lot of parts you probably value.- Sheridan/Grant

warbshame.wav - It's a shame.- Grant

warbshoelong.wav - The french army shoe is built on slightly different lines than....ooooh....Hold the foot junior. Yes, yes, yes. As you can see by Captain Rochard's foot and my thigh. For goodness sake! That was purely accidental. The mark under my chin...may I have my foot. Uh huh. Thank you. The mark under my chin was an accident. My fault entirely...I tripped while he was chasing me.- Sheridan/Grant/Billings

warbshootu.wav -I wonder what the army would do if I deserted? They'd shoot you. The thought makes my mouth water.- Sheridan/Grant

warbshutup.wav - Chasing you? Will you shut up? There you see. Something I would never have mentioned if he hadn't shown it. His temper. But the poor man's probably not to blame. More like a form of epilepsy. Will you shut up? I tell you this Billings... Will you shsh? Henri, I'm talking. Yes, you are.- Billings/Grant/Sheridan

warbshutup2.wav - Chasing you? Will you shut up? There you see. Something I would never have mentioned if he hadn't shown it. His temper. But the poor man's probably not to blame. More like a form of epilepsy. Will you shut up? I tell you this Billings... Will you shsh? Henri, I'm talking. -Billings/Grant/Sheridan

warbsilly.wav - But I tell you it's so silly.- Grant

warbsimple.wav -Couldn't we do something simple?- Grant

warbsorry.wav - First time I ever felt sorry for an Admiral. Gams aren't bad. Now I'm beginning to feel sorry for you.- Navy dudes

warbstacked.wav - My interpreter and aide is a Lt. Elloise Billings, who, I'm reliably informed is intelligent. Yes. Pretty. Yes. And, as you Americans say, Stacked.-Grant/Sheridan

warbstick.wav -Leave marks on me any time. I'd bring the stick.- Kitty

warbstunned.wav -Eh, I think I was stunned momentarily.- Grant

warbsubnormal.wav -You're sub-normal. I don't propose to argue with you any further.- Grant

warbsure.wav -I'm sure.- Grant

warbsure2.wav - You sure?- Grant

warbsure3.wav - Well, you ready? Sure.- Grant/Sheridan

warbtalkwoman.wav - What? Can you talk like a woman? You mean like this. Oooh, that's awful, can't you do better than that? No.- Grant/Sheridan

warbtemper.wav -I have no temper.- Grant

warbthanku.wav - Thank you.- Grant

warbthankuno.wav -Thank you, no.- Grant

warbtrouble.wav - What kind of trouble are you dreaming up now?- Grant

warbtryagain.wav - Do you want to try it again? Do you want to try it again?- Sheridan/Grant

warbunnatural.wav - I don't mean to sound cranky, but this situation is so unnatural.- Grant

warbvillage.wav -A pleasant little village...Or it will be 'til you get there.- Grant/Sheridan

warbwarbride.wav - And according to the war department I am my wife. You can't be your wife. If the American army says that I can be my wife, who am I to dispute them? Oh, well, this is all wrong. Major, for your information, I am a warbride. A warbride? Yes. Well, I'm slightly confused. Grant/Major

warbwasthat.wav -What was that?- Sheridan

warbwater.wav - The thought makes my mouth water.- Grant

warbwhat.wav - What?- Sheridan

warbwhat3.wav - What?- Grant

warbwhat4.wav - What?- Sheridan

warbwoman.wav - You see, I'm not a woman. That's too bad.- Grant/Corporal sentry

warbwomensleep.wav - Have you ever noticed that women get a place to sleep. I wonder why that is? Well, I suppose it's because they're the weaker sex. I don't believe that. I believe they're stronger. And do you know why? Because they get enough sleep, that's why.-Grant/Corporal sentry

warbwonder.wav - What more can I do? I often wonder.- Sheridan/Grant

warbyou.wav - Oh, it's you.- Sheridan

Cary Grant ( Captain Henri Rochard), Ann Sheridan ( Lt. Catherine Gates), Marion Marshall (WAC), Randy Stuart ( WAC), William Neff ( Captain Jack Ramsey)


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