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warb271.wav
- The official wording says I am an alien spouse of female military personnel en route to
the United States under public law 271 of the Congress. Well, this is a strange situation.
Yes it is. But I suppose it is perfectly legal.- Grant/clerk at bus station
warb271book.wav - I
am an alien spouse of female military personnel en route to the United States under public
law 271 of the Congress. Well, why aren't you at the Dependent's hotel? I am writing a
book about that.- Grant/Sargeant
warb271now.wav - I'm
sorry about the mixup Sir, but you case was a little unusual. You see, you're an alien
spouse of female military personnel en route to the United States under public law 271 of
the Congress. Am I now?- Ship's chaplain/Grant
warb271two.wav -There
must be some mistake. No mistake, I am an alien spouse of female military personnel en
route to the United States under public law 271 of the Congress. Good Grief.- Clerk at
Dependent's Hotel/Grant
warbafraid.wav -Oh,
alright. But I can still ride a motorcycle. Or are you afraid? We'll take it
Sergeant. And
I am afraid. Sheridan/Grant
warbaloneroom.wav
- This means no dance for me Saturday night. Don't be silly. You can take Kitty. You know
I'd rather sit in my room and think of you. Wouldn't you Captain. Uhhuh, alone in my
room.- Neff/Sheridan/Grant
warbamericanwomen.wav
- American women!-Grant
warbbluelong.wav -
And what color was I? I was blue, a lovely Robin's egg blue. You looked so funny. On
account of having been pushed into a vat of dye by you. Well, I didn't know it was dye. I
thought it was water. Water. Blue, all over, blue. It's your own anyway. Drinking all that
free wine and turning into an octopus with hands. You misunderstood. You flatter yourself.
I was only trying to be friendly. Oh, I'm sorry, I misunderstood. Well, let's forget it.
It's all over with and the dye has come off. No, it hasn't. It hasn't? No! Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, that's alright. There's a certain advantage in being an oddity.- Grant/Sheridan
warbbowlegged.wav
-Well, at the moment I can't feel anything anyway. But when I do, I think I'm going to kick
you bow-legged.- Grant
warbcantsleep.wav
- Well, you can't sleep here Mac.- Clerk at Officer's hotel.
warbchurch.wav
-(french). See you in church.- Neff/Grant
warbcinderella.wav
-(knocking) Who is it? Cinderella. What do you want? My slipper.- Sheridan/Grant
warbclavical.wav
-Any identifying scars on my second cousin's clavicle?- Grant
warbconfusion.wav
- You'll think I'm a bride, but actually I'm a husband. There'll be a moment or two of
confusion, but if we all keep our heads everything will be fine.- Grant
warbcooked.wav -Oh,
well that does it, we're cooked!-Grant
warbcounted.wav - I
hadn't counted on this.- Sheridan
warbdknow.wav - I
don't know.- Grant
warbdrive.wav - What
have you decided? We don't know. I know. Drive.- Grant/taxi driver
warbgo.wav - Don't you
have somewhere to go?- Grant
warbhihoney.wav -Hi,
honey!- Billings
warbidiot.wav -There
you go again you blistering idiot, I didn't touch you.-Grant
warbjoke.wav -Oh, what
a stinker you are. Did I forget something? What a dirty stinker. And you're going right
back in that office and explain to them how you got my laundry by mistake in Dusseldorf
and forgot to give it back to me. Well, that's such a dull story. Who would care? You know
what you made them think? I don't quite understand...Oh no, you mean you and me? I'd be
glad to explain to them that the very idea of any connection is revolting. Oh no, no you
don't. No, you don't. Never mind. Just forget it. But I'd be delighted I'd explain to them
that I think you're repulsive. Ssshhh. I said never mind. Just forget it. Go away. You've
had your joke, now beat it.- Sheridan/Grant
warbman.wav -Yup, she's
your man alright. Wish she were.- Major Pendergast/Grant
warbparts.wav - Come
on, come on, what's the job? To keep your mouth shut and do as I tell you. Oh, I would
like to know the details of my assignment in order to know what equipment to draw from the
Quartermaster. See if they have a spare head. And I may as well warn you bubble mouth I'm
going to carry a revolver and a trench knife and if you so much as lay a finger on me this
trip you're going to go back to France minus a lot of parts you probably value.-
Sheridan/Grant
warbshame.wav - It's a
shame.- Grant
warbshoelong.wav -
The french army shoe is built on slightly different lines than....ooooh....Hold the foot
junior. Yes, yes, yes. As you can see by Captain Rochard's foot and my thigh. For goodness
sake! That was purely accidental. The mark under my chin...may I have my foot. Uh huh.
Thank you. The mark under my chin was an accident. My fault entirely...I tripped while he
was chasing me.- Sheridan/Grant/Billings
warbshootu.wav -I
wonder what the army would do if I deserted? They'd shoot you. The thought makes my mouth
water.- Sheridan/Grant
warbshutup.wav -
Chasing you? Will you shut up? There you see. Something I would never have mentioned if he
hadn't shown it. His temper. But the poor man's probably not to blame. More like a form of
epilepsy. Will you shut up? I tell you this Billings... Will you shsh? Henri, I'm talking.
Yes, you are.- Billings/Grant/Sheridan
warbshutup2.wav -
Chasing you? Will you shut up? There you see. Something I would never have mentioned if he
hadn't shown it. His temper. But the poor man's probably not to blame. More like a form of
epilepsy. Will you shut up? I tell you this Billings... Will you shsh? Henri, I'm talking.
-Billings/Grant/Sheridan
warbsilly.wav - But I
tell you it's so silly.- Grant
warbsimple.wav
-Couldn't we do something simple?- Grant
warbsorry.wav - First
time I ever felt sorry for an Admiral. Gams aren't bad. Now I'm beginning to feel sorry
for you.- Navy dudes
warbstacked.wav - My
interpreter and aide is a Lt. Elloise Billings, who, I'm reliably informed is intelligent.
Yes. Pretty. Yes. And, as you Americans say, Stacked.-Grant/Sheridan
warbstick.wav -Leave
marks on me any time. I'd bring the stick.- Kitty
warbstunned.wav -Eh,
I think I was stunned momentarily.- Grant
warbsubnormal.wav
-You're sub-normal. I don't propose to argue with you any further.- Grant
warbsure.wav -I'm
sure.- Grant
warbsure2.wav - You
sure?- Grant
warbsure3.wav - Well,
you ready? Sure.- Grant/Sheridan
warbtalkwoman.wav
- What? Can you talk like a woman? You mean like this. Oooh, that's awful, can't you do
better than that? No.- Grant/Sheridan
warbtemper.wav -I
have no temper.- Grant
warbthanku.wav -
Thank you.- Grant
warbthankuno.wav
-Thank you, no.- Grant
warbtrouble.wav -
What kind of trouble are you dreaming up now?- Grant
warbtryagain.wav -
Do you want to try it again? Do you want to try it again?- Sheridan/Grant
warbunnatural.wav
- I don't mean to sound cranky, but this situation is so unnatural.- Grant
warbvillage.wav -A
pleasant little village...Or it will be 'til you get there.- Grant/Sheridan
warbwarbride.wav -
And according to the war department I am my wife. You can't be your wife. If the American
army says that I can be my wife, who am I to dispute them? Oh, well, this is all wrong.
Major, for your information, I am a warbride. A warbride? Yes. Well, I'm slightly
confused. Grant/Major
warbwasthat.wav
-What was that?- Sheridan
warbwater.wav - The
thought makes my mouth water.- Grant
warbwhat.wav - What?-
Sheridan
warbwhat3.wav - What?-
Grant
warbwhat4.wav - What?-
Sheridan
warbwoman.wav - You
see, I'm not a woman. That's too bad.- Grant/Corporal sentry
warbwomensleep.wav
- Have you ever noticed that women get a place to sleep. I wonder why that is? Well, I
suppose it's because they're the weaker sex. I don't believe that. I believe they're
stronger. And do you know why? Because they get enough sleep, that's why.-Grant/Corporal
sentry
warbwonder.wav - What
more can I do? I often wonder.- Sheridan/Grant
warbyou.wav - Oh, it's
you.- Sheridan
Cary Grant
( Captain Henri
Rochard), Ann Sheridan ( Lt. Catherine
Gates), Marion Marshall (WAC), Randy Stuart ( WAC), William Neff (
Captain Jack Ramsey)
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