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Those ebay bidders
amongst you may have missed this http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=342318114
in your search for Cary. This is obviously a book about Cary's lesser known twin
brother Gary Grant (or Urchie Leach as he was once known) ... Donna
Thanks Donna, I bid on this book, I want to see if Gary is anything like his
brother Cary... you never know they may slip a pic or to of the famous brother
in there.... Debby
Great! I'm glad you
found it, despite the fact that it was hiding under the name Gary :o) It made me
laugh, especially the descriptions bit which kept referring to 'Gary'. Actually,
I've dug into this further, and here are The Complete Films of Gary Grant,
complete with brief synopsis:
THIS IS THE FIGHT
- Gary meets Rocky Balboa and knocks him sensible
DINNERS IN THE
SUN - Gary goes on holiday and the weather's so nice he can eat
outdoors.
MERRILY WE GO TO
NELL - Gary and his mates visit a lady of ill repute
THE DEVIL AND THE
JEEP - Someone's stolen Gary's prized car - who can it be?
BLONDE MENUS
- Only fair haired people can eat in Gary's new restaurant
NOT SATURDAY
- Gary wakes up and unfortunately he has to go to work because it's not
Saturday
MADAME NUTTERFLY
- Gary's girlfriend has an unfortunate encounter with a matter transmitter and
ends up as a mad fly.
SHE SPUN HIM
WRONG - Gary's girlfriend can't dance
ROMAN ACCUSED
- Gary pretends to be Spartacus
THE BAGLE AND THE
HAWK - A hungry bird swoops down and takes Gary's breakfast RAMBLING SHIP -
Gary rescues passengers on a boat which has gone badly off course. I'M NO ANGLE
- Gary demonstrates his soft curves
MALICE IN
WONDERLAND - The Mad Hatter spreads nasty rumours about Gary
THIRTY LAY
PRINCESS - Gary reads the news headlines in the National Enquirer
BORN TO BE MAD
- Gary discovers he's a descendent of the Emperor Caligula MISSING MAKE UP -
Gary turns detective when his girlfriend's cosmetic bag goes missing
LADIES SHOULD
GLISTEN - Gary opens up a ladies gym
RENT A MADAM
- Gary employs a posh cleaning lady
THINGS IN THE DARK
- Gary bumps his leg on the table when the electricity goes off
THE FAST OUTPOST
- Gary opens up a MacDonalds Franchise in the Outer Mongolia
SYLVIA STARLET
- Gary gets involved with a would be actress. Called Sylvia.
BIG BROWN PIES
- Gary burns the dinner again
BOOZY - Gary
has too much to drink
BEDDING PRESENT
- Gary's mum buys him a new quilt
WHEN YOU'RE IN
GLOVE - Gary keeps his hands warm in winter ROMANCE AND BRITCHES - A costume
drama
HOPPER - Gary
sees the ghost of his dead frog ROAST OF NEW YORK - Gary cooks a prizewinning
piece of beef
THE AWFUL RUTH
- Gary's nasty friend Ruth causes problems for our hero
STRINGING UP BABY
- A leopard escapes from the zoo and is caught by two schoolboys who tie it to
the park gates.
POLLY DAY -
Gary buys a new parrot
GUNG HO BIN -
Gary's rubbish bin behaves very oddly
ONLY ANGELS HAVE
RINGS - A new law is passed regarding the wearing of jewelry
IN SHAME ONLY
- Gary goes out without getting dressed and is covered in shame only HIS GIRL'S
FRY DAY - Gary's girlfriend decides to cook only fried eggs on Wednesday
MY FAVOURITE
KNIFE - Gary discusses his most prized cutlery items
THE COWARDS OF
VIRGINIA - A whole American State suddenly becomes very fearful when they
discover that the Awful Ruth is coming to town
THE PHILADELPHIA
GORY - A horror story set in Pennsylvania
DENNY SERENADE
- A musical about a fast food outlet
SUSPENSION -
Gary returns to his home town of Bristol and walks across the bridge
TALK OF THE GOWN
- Gary's girlfriend dithers over buying a new frock ONCE UPON A FUNNY MOON -
Gary discovers the moon really is made of green cheese
MR MUCKY -
Gary gets involved in a mud wrestling bout
INFESTATION TOKYO
- Gary helps when the residents of a Japanese town are plagued by
cockroaches
ONCE UPON A MIME
- Gary meets Marcel Marceau
NONE BUT THE
LONELY TART - Gary discovers that his tea plate is looking decidedly bare
and only one cake remains
ARSENIC AND OLD
GRACE - Gary's neighbour Grace names her cat Arsenic
KNIGHT AND DAY
- Gary plays Mr Knight, who falls in love with Miss Day
NO TOES NEAR US
- Gary and his girlfriend discover they have an aversion to feet.
THE BACHELOR AND
THE FLABBY BOXER - Gary becomes a trainer for an overweight fighter
THE BISHOP'S
STRIFE - Gary plays a troubled bishop
MR BLANDINGS
BUILDS HIS TREE HOUSE - Jim Blandings decides to move out of the family
home
EVERY GIRL SHOULD
BE CARRIED - Just a personal thought by Donna
I WAS A PALE SORE
BRIDE - Gary's new wife trips at the altar and hurts her knee but she
bravely goes through with the ceremony anyway.
CRY SIS -
Gary torments his baby sister until she bursts into tears
PEOPLE WILL WALK
- A town bans cars and buses
GROOM FOR ONE
MORE - Gary becomes a bigamist
DONKEY BUSINESS
- Gary sells donkey rides on a Spanish beach
DREAM KNIFE -
A sequel to MY FAVOURITE KNIFE, Gary shows us more favourites from his
cutlery drawer
TO CATCH A BRIEF
- Gary puts on his running shoes to track down a lawyer
THE
FRIED AND THE PASSION - Gary develops a real taste for French Fries A FLARE
TO REMEMBER - Gary reminisces on the fashion statements of the 1970s
DISS THEM FOR ME
- Gary disrespects all wooden actresses, and Suzy Parker in particular
IN THIS SHEET
- Gary goes to a toga party SAUCEBOAT - Gary's culinary skills come to the fore
again
EAST BY SOUTHWEST
- Gary gets completely lost on a trip to Mount Rushmore
OPERATION BETTY'S
GOAT - Gary becomes a vet
THE GLASS IS
CLEANER - Gary's new cleaning lady is really good with windows
THAT TOUCH OF
KINK - Gary has a perm which goes horribly wrong
CHERRYADE -
Gary's favourite drink gets its own film
FATHER'S LOOSE
- A mad dad goes on the rampage
TALK, DON'T RUN
- Gary discovers that he's let himself go and can't run and talk at the same
time
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