This is Cary Grant.
I'm being surrounded...
Of course it's THE Cary Grant!
I don't care if
you don't believe
Now listen here fellas,
I'm calling from the lobby
of the Hotel
There is a mob of women here
calling themselves warbrides or something or other.
They're coming this way.
Cary Grant upon
learning that actor Danny DeVito has been selected to play the
dashing movie star in the big screen version of "Cary Grant: A
Touch of Elegance".
Who??? Ahhhh...... Who???
Suzy who???? Ahhhh, what was that name again?
Ummm.....you must have the wrong number..."
Star Cary Grant upon learning that the love of his life, Debbie
Dunlap, is over 24 and thus not suitable to become the sixth Mrs.
Style icon Cary Grant upon hearing
that he is Jennifer Lopez's fashion inspiration.
tanned Cary Grant upon hearing the latest Surgeon General's Report
that repeated sun exposure can affect sexual performance.
voice of doom calling? Who's leg are you trying to pull, Jim!
are you there, the line is breaking up? GABRIELLA!!!
"Betsy!? You're in town!!
(While on location for The Pride
and disappointed Cary Grant upon learning that members of the E-Mail
Warbrides, an on-line fan
club, are only interested in him for his
Cary Grant, circa
1958, upon being told that Sophia Loren is actually the stage name
for 35 year old cross dresser Morris Hopper, son of Hollywood
rumorist Hedda Hopper.
Mayberry Sheriff’s office??
Clark, the phone BOOTHS are down the hall,
but I'll only be a -- where'd he go?
Grant upon discovering as reported in the New England Journal of
Medicine that repeated usage of LSD is greatest among eunuchs and
used car salesmen.
Girl Friday is North By Northwest with Suzy on a Houseboat.
Got it Father Goose! Will this make me Notorious??
What?? I Was A Male WARBRIDE!!!!
Confound it -- I
got Kaplan's answering machine again!
just put that plank by the jukebox!
Cary Grant on being
asked by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences to present
the Best Actress Award to Suzy Parker for her role in "Kiss
Them For Me." Cary's response: "Of course, I
Cary: with clenched teeth
"Can someone please help me--I can't feel my fingers!!
"Two panes of glass, surrounded
by plastic. What a novel idea!"
Grant. Regis Philbin here from ' Who wants to be a
Millionaire.' I'm here with Maureen Donaldson and she's one
question away from winning $1,000,000 and she needs your help.
She'll read the question and two possible answers. Go ahead,
Maureen: 'Cary, what does the latin word "rattus"
mean? A. small, long-tailed rodent or B. a
despicable, sneaky person, especially one who betrays her
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