dear, you're right. That IS Suzy Parker in the bat rack."
Cary: OK Darling, which one do your
Diane: Oh Cary, I
don't know...the one on the right is already house
trained, but the one on the left looks so frisky!
Submitted by Helen
"Yes guys, I've
been trying to "Dodger" for years now!"
Submitted by Gina
animals really are the oddest I've seen in ANY zoo, Dyan!"
Dyan: Cary these guys are really
Cary: They might be now but just wait
'til the game starts
"I think I'll
take the one on the right Cary.
He seems so...so...um...curious."
"What do you think? Boxer
what are y'all doing out there?"
"Miss Cannon, when you are done
chewing on your own finger, please feel free to nibble on
remember what the sign says about feeding the animals?"
From the Movie:
"THAT TOUCH OF ASTRO-TURF"
look at those cute monkeys in the cage."
Grant, I appreciate the suggestion but I think I prefer my
Louisville Slugger over the Suzy Parker Commemorative bat."
dear, they occasionally spray."
Cary: So you understand, when she
touches her lip like this,
that means to steal 3rd, OK?
You are right darling,
We have nothing like this at the London Zoo!!!
"No, Dyan, I don't think those kind of pants come in pink
and that is as tight as they make them."
"Take my wife,
"I'd love to
bench her for a week or so!"
"You take her
out.....I'll take first base!"
"If you want get to first
base with her, you'll have to "catcher" first!"
out in left field."
"Maybe if I
buy the team they will let me play?"
Many thanks to all of the
participants in this contest: Traci Martin, Aileen Mackintosh, Helen
Fredericks, Cheryl Trahan, Esther Park, Josette Wood, Jenny Curtis, Shona Heyd,
Debby Schwenson, Gina Ward, and Diane Parker.
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