One would think that out of 5
at least ONE could cook an edible meal.
The Pride and The Pepcid
"Please make it
stuck on this rotating floor for hours!"
UMMM, La Petit One.
I'm not sure I can get in that position!
Submitted by Tina Corbin
(4th Place Ties)
only can't she act, she can't cook either!!'
I am so nervous I finally got a date with Little Deb!
AND a pink submarine. No wonder I have indigestion.
if I cover it, nobody will notice my big cowboy belt buckle.
trying to suck it in!"
that Indian food sure Din' agree with me!"
still get butterflies when I know Iím going to Kiss Grace
the shellfish in the Universal Studios Cafeteria"
should have used Pepcid AC."
Ooohh I knew I
shouldn't have had the seafood last night!
dear. Note to self, think thin"
"WOODEN you know it they've cast me with that PLANK
many women, so little time!
I think my appendix just burst from the stress!"
acting in the same movie with
Jayne Mansfield, Suzy Parker and Warner Klemperer.
"Pardon me, would
anyone have any Alka Seltzer?
I ate too much Grey Poupon! "
uniform make me look fat?!"
oh why did I kiss Suzy - I think I have splinters?!?!?!
Oh no, what do
you mean Lil Deb is married????
you know it, Suzy can't cook, either!
this article is worse than finding an intercostal
"Yuck, why did I have to be paired with Suzy Parker?!"
How am I supposed
to learn the lines if I can't touch the script?
sir er... um... it was like erm .. this sir!"
Only Angels Have
but too many Buffalo Wings will give you a stomach-ache!
feel like starting my own butcher shop in Goose Creek
wasnít such a good idea.
Deb, the sight of you gives me butterflies in my stomach. Oh wait,
that's not butterflies.......it's another splinter! Will my
punishment never end for working with Suzy Parker?"
thanks to all of the participants in this contest: Lora
Clarke, Tina Corbin, Jenny Curtis,
Emee Dunlap, Aileen Mackintosh,
Esther Park, April Parrish, Ellen
Puerzer, Cheryl Trahan, Gina Ward, and Rachel Waters
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